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[ORCHESTRA WARMING UP]

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[ORCHESTRA STOPS]

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[ALL SHOUTING]

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GORILLA GRODD:
There it is.

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The rocket carrying the
United Nations' new comm satellite.

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CLOCK KING:
Which in our hands will allow us...

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...to muck up the gears
of global communication.

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BLACK MANTA:
And create worldwide chaos.

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Looks like someone's been caught
with their hands in the cookie jar.

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A good spanking is in order
for you boys.

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Nothing will keep us
from controlling that satellite.

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Especially you.

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Then it sounds to me
like it's time to rumble.

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BLACK MANTA:
Indeed, but it is you who will take the--

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[SINGING]
Tumble

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I'm sorry, hon,
but did you just sing that?

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BLACK MANTA:
Of course I did--

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[SINGING] Not
Wait, yes, I did

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I'm sounding shrill against my will
And cannot stop this singing

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And in my ears I swear I hear
A quite distinctive ringing

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This silly game is very lame
And someone's going to pay

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An unknown force

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But where's the source
That has us in its sway?

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CLOCK KING:
Who is doing this to us?

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And on this we must concur

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GORILLA GRODD and CLOCK KING
<i>and</i> BLACK MANTA: They're dastardly

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Despicable

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Disturbingly inexplicable

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And imminently kickable

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ALL:
That dirty rotten rat is

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The Music Meister

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Put down your arms, my friends

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Your arrows, guns, and swords

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Your resistance to my charm now ends

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When I belt these power chords

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Good guys or bad guys

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It doesn't really matter

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You are all just slaves

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To my hypnotic patter

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As I regale you with my story

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You'll know you have no choice

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But to do my evil bidding

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When you hear this booming voice

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- Oh, I'm the Music Meister
ALL: He's the Music Meister

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And everyone just fawns

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ALL:
He's the Music Meister

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And we are all his pawns

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And so for me it's destiny

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To be the maestro of villainy

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Yes, I'm the Music Meister

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And I'm here to settle

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The score

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You see,
I too have plans for this satellite...

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...and now that I've established
who's in charge...

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...get to work.

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Well, that's not something
you see everyday.

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[SINGING] Bullies used to pick on me
Because I sang in choir

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But something very strange occurred
When I kept singing higher

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The ruffians around me
Quickly fell into a trance

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And it was then with wicked glee
I made those puppets dance

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- I'm the Music Meister
ALL: He's the Music Meister

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And everyone just fawns

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ALL:
He's the Music Meister

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And we are all his pawns

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I'm the Music Meister

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Crime became my path

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He's the Music Meister

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And we must beware his wrath

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That voice. Beautiful.

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[SINGING VOCAL CHORDS]

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[SINGING VOCAL CHORDS]

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The fiend. His voice can hit a pitch...

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...that hypnotically controls
anyone who hears it.

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This concerto of crime is over.

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MUSIC MEISTER:
Batman.

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I'm sorry,
but my work's not quite clone yet.

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[SINGING]
You better toe the line, you see

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Because your wills belong to me

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And now, my friends
You have the chance

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To show Batman how well you dance

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[MUSIC MEISTER LAUGHING]

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[GRUNTS]

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[BATMAN GRUNTING]

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[GROWLS]

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[GRUNTS]

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[SINGING]
And now that Batman's been delayed

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Your usefulness has passed

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A distraction is what I need
So kick into that blast

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I'm the Music Meister

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I cannot help but boast

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ALL:
He's the Music Meister

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Under his spell, we're toast

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I'm the Music Meister

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I won the day
Now I must fly

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I'm the Music Meister

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And I'm here

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To settle the

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Score

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[GROANING]

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[ALL SHOUTING]

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[ALL GRUNTING]

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Something tells me
this is only the beginning...

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...of Music Meister's
evil orchestrations.

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Sounds like you could use a gal pal
to help track him down.

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BATMAN:
These earplugs will protect you...

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...from the Meister's lethal lyrics.

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You make sure these criminals
are kept under wraps...

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...until the authorities arrive.

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Ahem. I could use a gal pal.

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I'm not giving up that easily, bat boy.

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[SIGHS]

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[MUSIC MEISTER PLAYING ORGAN]

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MUSIC MEISTER:
Thank you. Thank you. Ha, ha.

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You're too kind.

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With the satellite in my control...

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...soon all the world
will be singing my praise...

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...and making me rich.

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Though there is one thing
that could still get in my way.

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BATMAN: Your show's about to have
a long intermission, Music Meister.

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Twenty years to life.

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Batman. Always Batman.

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Always driving villains bats!

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[SINGING] He always has a sidekick
Some boy wonder at his call

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His utility belt holds everything
Can't find that at the mall

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The Batmobile is super fast

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There is no car that is surpassed

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It's a good thing we've got Arkham

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'Cause he really drives us bats

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ALL:
Drives us bats

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Drives us bats

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He really drives us bats, bats, bats

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He drives us bats

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MUSIC MEISTER:
Whether dancing the Batusi

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Or using an array of tools

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He's always got the answers

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He makes us look like fools

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He's got no super powers

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He's just a flying rat

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It's a good thing we've got Arkham

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-'Cause he really drives us bats
ALL: Drives us bats

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- World's greatest detective
ALL: Drives us bats

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GORILLA GRODD:
Foiling every evil scheme

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ALL:
He really drives us bats, bats, bats

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He drives us bats

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BLACK MANTA:
Even without shark repellant

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CLOCK KING:
He's tougher than he seems

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Other heroes often ask

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Why is he always the top cat?

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ALL:
He drives us bats

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Drives us bats

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Drives us bats

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Look at him

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Save the day

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Keeping evil far away

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A brave man

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Like no man

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Be my man

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Batman

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If only

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He could love me

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He could love me

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If only he could love me

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Like he loves

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Fighting villainy

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How she sings

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Sweet as day

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I could take her away

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A fairy voice carries

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I'd marry

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Canary

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- If only she could love me
- If only he could love me

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- If only she could love me
- If only he could love me

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- If only she could love me
- If only he

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- Could love me
- Like I love

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Villainy

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Our voices may be in tune

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But you, sir, don't make me swoon

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Our voices, the perfect match

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But your life I'll now

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Dispatch

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[BATMAN GROANS]

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MUSIC MEISTER [SINGING]:
Gears grindin', ropes bindin'

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Coils windin'

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For a super sap

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Deathtrap

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Pistons pangin', clamps a clangin'
Springs sprangin'

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It's the last lap

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Deathtrap

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No encore for you this time, Batman.

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And I'm afraid it's closing night
for my little birdy too.

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A shame. We could have made
such sweet music.

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But now the world awaits
my final number...

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...and I shouldn't keep them.

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[SINGING] Acid steamin', blades gleamin'
Lasers beamin'

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Final night cap

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Deathtrap

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Bones crushin', flesh mushin'
Gore gushin'

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It's a dirt nap

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Deathtrap

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Deathtrap

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Deathtrap

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[GRUNTS]

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Was the singing really necessary?

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Now the moment
the world's been waiting for...

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...without further ado,
the show-stopper!

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This show's closing early, Music Meister,
due to criminal intent and bad reviews.

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Well, I guess that's my cue.

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[SINGING]
The Music Meister

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Sings the song
That the world wants to hear

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Let's not fight, let's get along

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For your hypnotic profiteer

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The Music Meister

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ls the man that the world shall obey

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So do your job
Steal all you can

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While you're under my sway

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It's too late
Now's the date

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When the world became unfurled

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A satellite projects my might

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Around my finger you'll be twirled

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ALL:
The Music Meister

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Sings the song
That the world wants to hear

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Let's not fight, let's get along

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For our hypnotic profiteer

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The Music Meister

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ls the man that the world shall obey

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So do your job
Steal all you can

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While you're under his sway

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MUSIC MEISTER: You still persist
But don't resist

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Sing along to my song

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Dance a dance
France my prance

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Because to me you now belong

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ALL:
The Music Meister

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Sings the song
That the world wants to hear

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Let's not fight
Let's get along

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For our hypnotic profiteer

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The Music Meister

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ls the man that the world shall obey

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So do your job
Steal all you can

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While you're under his sway

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MUSIC MEISTER: Just you and him
It's looking grim

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Now you're mine
Will Bats resign?

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Use your voice
He'll have no choice

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Now it's time
For you to shine

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The Music Meister

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Sings the song
That the world wants to hear

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Let's not fight
Let's get along

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For our hypnotic profiteer

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Using Black Canary
as an instrument of evil...

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...you corrupt conductor.

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But if you expect me to play along
with your twisted tune...

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...she'll have to sing as high as me.

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[SINGING VOCAL CHORDS]

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[SINGING VOCAL CHORDS]

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No

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[ALL GASPING]

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Put a sock in it.

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You've done it again, hero.

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And that's some set of pipes
you're sporting there.

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Actually, I'm more of a baritone.
I was only able to match your voice...

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...with the use of this
Bat Auto-Tuning Amplifier.

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Such a clever boy.

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Since the day's been saved,
what do you say we grab a bite?

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Sorry, crime doesn't take dinner breaks,
and neither do I.

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Until next time, Canary.

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[SINGING]
Look at him

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He saved the clay

267
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Kept all evil far away

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00:21:04,932 --> 00:21:07,434
A brave man

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00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:10,771
Like no man

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His own man

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Batman

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GREEN ARROW:
How you sing

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Sweet as day

274
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I could take you away

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A fairy voice carries

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I'd marry

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Canary

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[IN UNISON]
If only

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- He could love me
- If only she could love me

280
00:22:00,279 --> 00:22:05,284
- He could love me
- If only she could love me

281
00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:12,457
- If only he could love me
- If only she could love me

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[IN UNISON]
Like we love

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Fighting villainy